June 2013
68 posts
Night bloggers really speak to me
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
any sense
WHAT SO EVER
Grey, juas. (Sasha).
Eso es una mezcla entre que me odias y que me tengo que borrar el tumblr. Peeero por otra banda Sasha Grey siempre está bien.
Send me a color
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - I wanna have sex with you!
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
Me la lió Master así que me faltaban preguntas por responder
Y me he fijado que muchas son iguales a otras de otro post.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
A ver, no son pitillo pero comparado con los pantalones que tengo, si.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Por supuesto. Mi flow crece siempre.
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
Sí. Y lo estoy solucionando.
24. What do you want right this second?
La paz en el mun… sexo.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
La llamada de la naturaleza.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
Eeh pos no se.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Si.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Porqué se dejó (?)
44. Do you tan in the nude?
Ni vestido.
48. Do you sing in the shower?
Por supuesto, mucho.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
El musical de Babybel sí.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Inventor y despuñes actor.
60. Wear slippers?
Sí si hablamos de zapatillas de estar por casa
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
No se, Kmart suena de negros. Ese.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5zfx5zCUwQ
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Ni participado.
76. Regularly burn incense?
Nope
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Frio en verano, caliente en invierno.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Sep.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Me inyecté botox en los testículos para que no tuvieran arrugas.
92. Do you want to get married?
Si, pero por el fiestón.
Emmmh. Los múltiplos de tu número favorito del 1 al 10.
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
No porque sé en quien confiar y para que confio.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
Las chicas y los chicos, no me gusta la gente borracha.
Los últimos cuatro numeros primos que no sean de la forma 4k+3.
Mira, como me vengáis con mierdas matemáticas 5 años después de hacer el bachillerato tecnológico… Suerte que tengo a IntentandoSerIngeniero a mano para preguntar. XD.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
Pos generalmente sí, porque viene toda mi familia y tengo que controlar a los 3 sobrinos locos que tengo.
Y tengo que esconder la caja de LEGO por estrenar en el armario…
61. Wear a bath robe?
Estaba hecho mierda así que ahora no tengo.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Pues no, la verdad.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
No me gustan las olivas, pero las negras no son de fiar seguro.
MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF
- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
- 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
- 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
- 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- 6. What are you excited for?
- 7. What happened tonight?
- 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
- 9. Is confidence cute?
- 10. What is the last beverage you had?
- 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
- 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
- 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
- 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
- 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
- 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
- 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 18. The last time you felt broken?
- 19. Have you had sex today?
- 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
- 21. Are you in a good mood?
- 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
- 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
- 24. What do you want right this second?
- 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
- 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
- 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
- 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
- 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
- 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
- 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
- 34. Listening to?
- 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
- 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
- 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 38. Who did you last call?
- 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
- 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
- 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
- 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
- 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- 44. Do you tan in the nude?
- 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
- 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
- 47. Who was the last person to call you?
- 48. Do you sing in the shower?
- 49. Do you dance in the car?
- 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
- 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- 53. Is Christmas stressful?
- 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
- 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
- 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
- 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- 59. Take a vitamin daily?
- 60. Wear slippers?
- 61. Wear a bath robe?
- 62. What do you wear to bed?
- 63. First concert?
- 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- 65. Nike or Adidas?
- 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
- 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
- 69. Ever take dance lessons?
- 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- 71. Can you curl your tongue?
- 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
- 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- 74. What is your favorite book?
- 75. Do you study better with or without music?
- 76. Regularly burn incense?
- 77. Ever been in love?
- 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
- 79. What was the last concert you saw?
- 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
- 81. Tea or coffee?
- 82. Favorite type of cookie?
- 83. Can you swim well?
- 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- 85. Are you patient?
- 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
- 87. Ever won a contest?
- 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
- 89. Which are better black or green olives?
- 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
- 91. Best room for a fireplace?
- 92. Do you want to get married?
Logo Side: ¡El Chistaco de los Espaguetis! :D →
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Llega un niño a su casa el lunes después del cole y le pregunta a su padre:
- Papa, ¿qué hay hoy pa comer?
- Macarrones.
- ¡¡¡¡OLEEEEEE, MACARROOOOONEEEES, MACARROOOOOONEEEESSSS, OEEE, OEEE, OEEEEE!!!!
Llega el martes después del cole:
- Papa, ¿qué hay hoy pa comer?
- Macarrones.
-…
Quien lo parió
“What time is it?
It’s vagina.” —Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina (via georgebusterrichardson)
It’s vagina.” —Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina (via georgebusterrichardson)
Scar y Jafar
Scar. Someone I want to kill: No hay así una persona concreta con nombre y apellidos a quien mataría. Pero como la CIA nos lee tampoco lo diré.
Jafar. If I had three wishes:
- Saber hacer de todo.
- Controlar el tiempo.
- Incrementar la bondad en los habitantes del mundo.
te ganaste un follower mas con la foto de pikachu y la nocilla jaja
Mi Pikachu gordo BOSS
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Pues con eso de las preguntas de antes... Blue, Fear, Money, Quality y Zoo
Blue: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down?
La música de siempre. No voy por estados de ánimo, a no ser que esté eufórico y me ponga música de moverme.
Fear: Tell us three fears.
El fondo del mar, los sitios silenciosos y los fans de Juan Magan.
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Casa, carnet de coche, coche, pc’s, cámaras, micros, licencias de programas, una play y me sobra dinero.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
http://rapther.tumblr.com/post/52320273884/llbwwb-a-black-panther-is-focused-on-me-by
http://rapther.tumblr.com/post/51883495992
http://rapther.tumblr.com/post/51658772655/magicalnaturetour-queen-of-the-night-portrait-i
Etc.
These are actually pretty cool.
- Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
- Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
- English: How many languages can you speak?
- Fear: Tell us three fears.
- Game: What was the last board game you played?
- Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
- Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
- Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
- Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
- Love: Do you believe in marriage?
- Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
- Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
- Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
- Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
- Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
- Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
- Star-sign: When's your birthday?
- Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
- Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
- Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
- Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
- Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
- Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
i love medieval art it’s like
first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy
gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok
someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what
my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches
idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun
